Inteview Joke - 2.

Guidelines : Ivr = Interviewer  and Interviewee = Ive

Google Ivr: Hi. Tell me about yourself. Tell me why are you here.

 Ive: Hi. I'm Markus from California. I've done my masters in computer science

from Stanford University and I worked as a software developer at Facebook.

Ivr: ohk! ..and why are you here?

Ive: We have an entry level position available with us to which I think you

would be a good fit. We need someone who is good at building social data structures, social problem solving, social mathematics etc. In short someone

who is socially good at data structures, problem solving and math.

Ivr: yeah right!

Ive: ..so thats why I'm here!

Ivr: How do you think that will help me?

Ive: We will give you a social network which has your friends, family, co-workers and aquaintances and a chance to build and grow on it...so what do you think about it?

Ivr: hell yeah!

Ive: Welcome to the Facebook!

A technical interview joke (Google, Facebook)

Google Interviewer: How will you sort 1 billion lines ?

Interviewee: Since there is only 1 'billion' no need of sorting required!

Google Interviewer: ohk. hmmm. (thinks: how did he make it here!!!???)

Google Interviewer: Ok. Do you have any questions for me?

Interviewer: How will you build facebook? Explain your solution/s in terms of search and time complexity required to search people and add it on your facebook.

Google Interviewer: Go to Google.com. Login with my user id and password. Close my account. Register myself on

Facebook.com. Search complexity O(4) and Time complexity is also O(4) irrespective of what type of computer you use be it android phone or PC or MAC.

Interviewer: Welcome to Facebook!